UPDATE: Fixed stupid, stupid typo in headline. My apologies.
The narrative is:
Press: Did she wear a jacket that said, “I really don’t care. Do u?” on the back.
Trump Spox: There was no hidden message on her jacket.
Press: But did she wear a jacket that said, “I really don’t care. Do u?”.
Trump Spox: The First Lady wears clothes. There is no hidden message in what she wears.
Press: But does she not really care?
Trump Spox: She never said that.
Press: It was written on her jacket.
Trump Spox: There was no hidden message.
Press: Does she not care about the children she visited?
Trump Spox: That is a stupid question, and just typical of the irresponsible, failing (insert name of news organization here). The First Lady wear’s clothes and you people are inventing messages hidden in the clothes.
Press: What about the obvious message, that she “doesn’t care”?
Trump Spox: The First Lady simply wears clothes. It is ridiculous for you to project anything into what she wears.
Press: But it said she didn’t care right on her jacket!
Trump Spox: There was no hidden message on her jacket, you losers are obsessed with creating fake news.
Press: So, what did she mean by the message?
Trump Spox: There was no hidden message, the First Lady was simply wearing clothes, like we all do.
(This exchange can continue for hours).